The soy protein tour of Berlin

We spent the last week on holiday in Berlin. I'm going to tell you about some of the awesome things we found there.

Signposts in East Berlin

We were staying in the east side of Berlin, north of the Berlin Wall. The street names and architecture are still very reminiscent of the area's communist past. We went to see the East Side Gallery on our way to take this boat tour, which gave us a really leisurely amble around Berlin's history. (John: "We have to go on this tour! It takes us through the canal that Rosa Luxemburg's body was thrown into." John has weird holiday goals.) Other highlights included:

Super awesome museums

The Computerspielemuseum was an unexpected pleasure. It was just down the road from our hotel, so we decided to pop in for a quiet afternoon. It chronicles the history of computer games from Pong all the way up to a crazy fun 3d racer from a couple of years ago. Practically everything is interactive - you could spend a whole day there playing with the exhibits.

Berlin has an ENTIRE ISLAND of museums, which is just way too exciting for words. We spent a day there and managed to do two of them thoroughly; the Pergamonmuseum, which houses lots of Islamic history, and the Neuesmuseum, which has a huge section on ancient Egypt and one on early German history. Lots of beautiful things in both, and both will be interesting to anyone who likes old systems of writing - cuneiform and heiroglyphics are everywhere.

Finally, we headed to the Jewish museum, which was very different than I expected. Naturally, it had a large area devoted to the holocaust, but it covered the history of Jewish people in Germany from the very earliest settlers. This was the museum we spent the most time in, and it was well worth it.

Useful apps

To navigate without internet, I downloaded a map of the city on Google Maps to use offline. You can't get navigation or business names that way, but if you star the locations you wan to visit, it's easy enough to find your way to walk there. I also had a try of Google Translate for the first time, which I was very impressed by. It can use your camera to translate signs and menus. Before I went on holiday, I used Duolingo to refresh my German, which I absolutely loved and found really useful. My vocabulary was still lacking, but I felt like I could sit and chat to people quite comfortably.

The aforementioned soy protein

I've always been of the opinion that it's easy to find vegetarian food anywhere, as long as you don't mind having only chips for dinner. We did make sure to look up some good veggie places, however, so we had a huge range of options. Sometimes I go through phases of loving tofu, soy mince, and all things protein-ey. We found Dolores, a "Californian-Mexican" restaurant, which did some great burritos with all the trimmings. There was a place called AsiaGourmet next to the Alexanderplatz U-bahn station, which did a tofu stir fry which was pretty bland and unexciting. The Lidl near our hotel also had vegetarian schnitzel, which was a bizarre experience.

Our absolute favourite place was a Vietnamese/Thai restaurant called Samadhi, which is run by possibly the most adorable man on the planet. There was a huge menu of vegetarian things to choose from, plates of starters, curries, stir fries and soups. We filled our bellies, drank some nice wine, and were entertained by the antics of the proprietor.

A baby colada

We finished off a few of our nights by heading to Acapulco for a drink. Their mocktails are so lovely, and the cocktails aren't bad either.

The Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra

Omg, right? We went to see one of the best orchestras in the world on their home turf. It was AMAZING. The building has to be seen to be believed, it's a crazy multi-level pentagonal... thing. They played a bizarre Schoenberg piece called the Hand of Fate, which involved a small choir laughing at the orchestra, and finished up with some Carl Nielsen, in which two timpani players (timpanists?) played a call and response, and the double basses had a fiddly bit to do, which made them all look very pleased (I worry that double bass players get bored sometimes). Oh, and they played this:

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  1. for future reference: if a German restaurant has the word Asia in its name, you must avoid at all cost. There are some fantastic "asian" restaurants in Germany but they don't advertise as "Asia" but either by their country of origin or just by a name meaning something nice in the language of their cuisine. So places called "Sunisa" or "Saigon Sonne" are usually good. Places like AsiaGourmet are destined to be death traps... also avoid the word Gourmet in general.

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